slow-roasted-idiocy:

awesometriathlon:

catgh0st:

Let’s see who’s over 18

I’m 15. It was one of my favorite Disney movies growing up.

I’m 14 and saw it at 10…

frostingpeetaswounds:

SELENA REJECTING JUSTIN’S KISS

TAYLOR’S ‘YUCK’ FACE

smilingemoticon:

rneerkat:

rneerkat:

whats a librarians favorite color

read

so-many-feels:

deucebowl:

If I were a magic wizard I wouldn’t harm people when they pissed me off, I’d just put these really fucked up random curses on them, like every time they saw a school bus they would shit their pants, or every time someone said the word Thursday they would pretend they were a dragon for 20 seconds.

i think you would be a very good wizard.

suprassnapbacksandtanks:

pluto-was-real:

monilip:

samandriel:

soshootastar:

who wants to be a part of the pluto fandom

#it’s okay pluto I’m not a planet either

I feel like I have been waiting for this post my whole life

I swear everyone on this site is high.

We are

thisbrunetteslife:

In Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, all of the students Professor McGonagall is teaching to dance are Gryffindors. Which means, Hufflepuffs would be taught by Professor Sprout, Flitwick would be teaching the Ravenclaws, and guess who the Slytherins get to waltz with?

“Put ………you hand …………….on ……..my …………….waist.”

 

My life is made!

nayx:

THE GAY PEOPLE ARE COMING RAISE THE VAGINA WALLS *enormous stone walls with vaginas painted onto them rise up from the grounds.  the gay people instantly retreat in a choreographed dance number*

lucifer-the-morning-star:

theunbecomingofashadowhunter:

bassmastiff:

amanda-the-human:

can-town-mayor:

radstunts:

THIS

TOOK ME OFF GUARD
OMG 

I’M CRYING

IT SCARED ME SO BAD HOLY FUCK

NO SLEEPING TONIGHT

NOPE

Instead of Fear I experienced unadulterated joy and jubilation and laughter. 

Me and my brother are kneeled over laughing

OMFG THIS ALMOST MADE ME CRY

itallseemsimpossible:

cookieisafangirl:

sleepingwithsharma:

4 million and counting

5 million

This should get to 10 million, come on people.

Always reblog when it comes up on my dash.

12 million! Disney can’t say no!

or the next princess is lesbian.

^^ this one

verysiriuspotterhead:

egberts:

hudlionunshod:

egberts:

warhammer-of-cillyhoo:

egberts:

egberts:

my mom finally bought a toaster

why did this get notes

we’re happy for you

its just a toaster

Actually it is more than just a toaster; it is a short story.
“Finally” denotes anticipation.
“My mom” is character development: you have a mom.
“Bought a toaster” is the clear resolution of the story.

It speaks volumes.

its just a toaster

Don’t say that